This is a page. A page about me. Aren’t you so, happy to be — reading this page? This page about me? What can I tell you that will entertain thee?
I love:
Food that hides other food
Good smelling things
Not wearing shoes
Sleeping
Reading/writing/arithmetic /improv
Driving with my car windows down
Semi-professional butter-sculpting
What don’t I love?
The smell of bacon, and usually the taste of bacon
Waking up early
Creepers
Empty toilet paper rolls
Being late
Not being able to express myself in song in public venues
That’s pretty much all that you need to know that you won’t know already. Iloveyousomuch.
.mandyatory reading. 